Short Stack 

the best band ever from Newcastle, Australia.

consists of Shaun: singer/guitarist
Andy: bass player/backing vocals
Bradie: drummer

Shaun: OMG how awesome was Short Stack last night?
fan: Shaun, get a life.

Short Stack by EmilyRaddPants August 22, 2008

short sleeved magician 

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

short sleeved magician by Udertheo February 25, 2010

Short King 

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights, but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages."

Nicholas is a Short King

Short King by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Short straw 

A particularly inept student-teacher or teaching assistant; a reference to "drawing the short straw."

Wow, Toby is definitely a short straw. I can't wait until he leaves!

Short straw by Golf Delta Delta March 16, 2009

Short of Daybreak 

Awesome "emo" band from East Meadow, New York. Though have recently split up, their 2003 demo was incredible, and they could've been signed for sure.

Visit shortofdaybreak.tk to download some of their songs and feel their awesomeness.

"Whoa, the Short of Daybreak demo is awesome."

Short of Daybreak by ckybam May 6, 2004

short legs 

Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.

My cat has short legs.

She's got short legs.

short legs by Doomlad April 8, 2007

short of the long 

The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.

David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."

short of the long by loco4moto March 24, 2008