The Mad Shits

Repetitive explosive diarrhea

I shouldn't have eaten that chili last night, because now I have "the mad shits".

I've been on the toilet all day with "the mad shits".

I'm gonna put ex lax in that cheating bastards lunch today so he will be stuck home all night with "the mad shits".

by annie bo fannie August 20, 2014

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

b'shits

''beat's the shit out of''

ie; the definition ''b'shits'', b'shits the definition ''friendgirl'' which somehow won word of the day today.

by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

Shinesty

A brand that really cares about getting you laid, Shinesty is dedicated to making sure you look good and feel good, and your privates are happy. Wearing their underwear is having your little man grapes nuzzled in a hammock of heavenly softness, or your sausage wallet wrapped in cottony bliss.

I really need to get some more ball hammock underwear from Shinesty!

by Tony22887 December 29, 2021

Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

by aomia February 25, 2010

red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

by CountryGrlCnSurvive July 4, 2016