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scoatch

less than a smigden, a very miniscule amount, used to describe small amount of said goods or services. can be used loosley yet must be used with force, a strong word with deep roots back to H.dot and it's representatives abroad
"turn it down a scoatch"

"move a scoatch over"

"my gooch itches a scoatch)
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
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Scritch

A negatively used term for a scummy family from upstate New York. This term “Scrtich “ can be added to any phrase or sentence to add derogatory value and scummyness .
If anyone calls you a “Scritch”, drop the gloves and fight immediately.
Scritch is a modern term for a scumbag
See also pickle park
Don’t shit near Pickle Park, no toilets to take a scritch.
by RL&TL July 5, 2020
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scraetch

a. a small abrasion on the epidermal layer of skin. Bigger than a scratch but smaller than a scrape.

b. can be used as a slang word meaning “to fuck something/someone up”
a. “Oh my gosh I just tripped on the sidewalk. Look at this scraetch!”

b. “I can’t believe he broke up with me! He’s gonna get scraetched tonight!”
by drewstarkey17 August 28, 2021
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scatch

portuguese boys between the ages of 15 and 24, usually titled with generic names, including matthew, mike, derek, samuel, etc. these young men mostly have common portuguese last names, such as pereira, or anything ending with "ereira". these young men are usually of sub-par intelligence, but have overall good intentions.
check out that scatch trying trade a quarter for two fives! what an00b hax0r.

that scatch is totally dumb, but may have good intentions.

i bet that scatch's first name is matthew. and i bet his last name is pereira.
by andrewLOLMATTHEW! January 15, 2006
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scratchy harris

When you've got the chills.
by Rustystarfish July 21, 2017
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itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)
They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom
by Brother Number One July 15, 2008
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scartch

1. To screw up

2. A tool used to destroy things
1. "Donny, you scartched everything!"

2. "Hey Nick, can I borrow your pencil scartchinator?"
by tdiguy123 October 27, 2013
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