Chief's white root cream 

The magic potion that will cure any ailment

Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"

Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"

Chief's white root cream by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023

stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

stephen alex root by mattresseater August 3, 2023

North Korean Root Canal 

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

North Korean Root Canal by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

New Orleans Root Beer Float 

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

New Orleans Root Beer Float by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Shooting the Root

"Shooting the Root" is a saying which refers to the experience of a hunter attempting to shoot at an animal in the woods, but the animals scatters and the hunter misses. Consequently, shooting at the ground, shooting the root. Originating in the 17th century, this phrase was commonly said at a feast following a hunt. The hunters, drunk from the festivities, would make jokes, and if the joke didn't land they would exclaim: "I'm just shooting the root!" This was funny because, in fact, someone may have shot at a root.

"hey man, im just shooting the root!"

Shooting the Root by rootsugar March 9, 2026

sudo rm -r / --no-preserve-root 

The command in GNU/Linux (or maybe other Unix-based operating systems) that deletes the root directory (/). Some trolls from the internet tell new users to run this command, saying that it will do insert something good here to your system.

If you have ever stumbled upon a person on the internet telling you to enter the command "sudo rm -r / --no-preserve-root", don't do it. Only do it if you know what you're doing, it will delete the system and all of your data.

sudo rm -r / --no-preserve-root by 48GI5N32D3D December 31, 2023

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer 

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024