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Road Stroking 

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.
"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"
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road gourd 

Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head
Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”

Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps

Road rage 

I am bad at road rage
Road rage by 459395 June 1, 2023

Road Ring 

A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
Road Ring by BanditBall July 27, 2023

Road Atlas 

An ancient artifact from long ago, similar to that of a phone book. It was once used to plan automobile journeys before the use of GPS, but is now used as reading material in the most primitive of waiting rooms. Can be found in the homes of old people and the darkest corners of one's attic.
After blowing off the dust, Timmy opened the Road Atlas to see what merky depths of the past he could find himself in
Road Atlas by GrontleGums October 9, 2023

Road Scholar

Individual who studies or travels highways as a hobby, including but not limited to history, numbering, construction, and structures.

Considered a play on words for Rhodes Scholar.
He is well versed as a road scholar, having traveled & photographed every highway in the state.
Road Scholar by Woad Warrior October 23, 2009