paterno

v. to paterno: to watch something horrible happen then do nothing about it.

Jack paternoed me when he watched 5 men burgle me.

Quick sitting there and paternoing, get over here and help me fend off these zombies.

by murakka November 10, 2011

Peter Phillips

verb; to bust a nut under unsanitary conditions, i.e. The Bathroom in Bronx Science first floor.

Yo kid he pulled off a Peter Phillips, Kid is Dirty.

by V-Unit's Moms January 18, 2005

Peter Crouch

Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.

Let's gan down t'kop and cheer Peter Crouch

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

William Paterson University

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.

William Paterson University

by student who transfered around April 15, 2009

Peter North

Peter north is a canadian porn star who is known for his massive ejaculates. On average, he shoots 9 large streams and holds the record for the longest cumshot ever (9 feet).

He has cummed on over 2000 women's faces, and has a 9 inch cock.

His cum is known for being a bit sweet, and people wonder as to why he has so much of it. Although there is little or no proof, many think he has a diet of Oysters, which offer a lot of zinc - a valuable semen producing mineral for men.

Peter North fucked me doggie style in the car last night and when he had to dump his load, he ended up emptying two cups on my face and boobs.

by Master Cumman April 13, 2006

peterbeater

One who beats his peter, meat, dick, etc.

pete the peterbeater inspired the chant, "Pete Pete beats his meat"

by Team Volvo August 22, 2003

Peter7

An extension of the Peter Principle, where guys would rate girls who hooked up with them as 7, when in reality, those girls are really ugly. Reason for just 7 is that these guys, deep down, know that they can't get anything above a 7.

Dude, the girl that he found on yahoo personals isn't a double bagger! On a good day, she's at least a Peter7!

by Anita Bang July 25, 2007