petterass

Pedophile. One who sexually enjoys innocent youth as opposed to those their age.

"He's a convicted petterass dood..."
"... 8 year olds dood"
- The Big Lebowski

by n4rf September 28, 2003

putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a book about a boy who realizes he is a wizard. He is abused the first ten years of his life buy his aunt and uncle who hate magic and his cousin. He ends up going to a magical school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets his two new best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Together the three friends are in constant battle in each year they attend Hogwarts. A lot of the things that they do they should be expelled for but they are helping to save the wizarding world from an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. (He is the reason Harry ended up at his aunt and uncles because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.)
Eventually Voldemort does succeed in coming back and for a year no one believes Harry that he is back and he is ridiculed along with his Headmaster Dumbledore who is telling Harry's story to the public. Eventually people realize Harry is right.
We won't know any more until the next two books come out. So far there is only five. Seven will be written.
Most people who hear of Harry Potter automatically assume that the book is awful. They don't even give the series a chance. There are also idiots who think the series who turn children into devil worshippers. News flash people: It is just a story, there are worse books out there.

Harry Potter sucks.
Have you read the books
No but I saw the movies and thought it was childish
Read the books it might change your opinion
No thanks I have better things to do with my life
Right because you can't seem to give the series a change just like other people.
Yup

(True story, my friend only believes in logic)

by Harry Potter fan June 16, 2005

Pitter patter

(In the romantic sense
1. The sound and feeling your heart makes.
2. To describe your heart going rapid or the heart flutters
3. A way to say your in love.

4. Lightning striking (in the love sense) aka. Love at first site

Oh laura my sweet you make my heart go pitter patter everytime you walk across the dance floor

by Theamazinggeek June 5, 2018

Larry Patterson

A freshman English teacher who taught at Parkhill Junior High until his recent death on March 9, 2005 at the age of 51. Larry was the kind of teacher who made an indelible impression on his students. His sense of humor and passion for literature made his English classes memorable for his students. He will be deeply missed.

Great job, Larry.

RIP

by teh_shebleh March 12, 2005

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

harryied potterfied

to fuse with harry

have u been harryied potterfied?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003