Potato Whore

A fully baked slut :)

Kaelyn a.k.a. Shorty is a potato whore

Potato Whore by boobalieboo March 30, 2011

potato lesbian

noun- A frumpystumpy woman, with shorter hair; sometimes loosely feathered with spikes. Typically wears half-zip mock neck fleece sweaters; in colors of forest green, mushroom brown, navy, mustard yellow, and deep maroon. These types of women tend to run in packs of two women leaders with multiple animal pack members. They usually travel in large pick up trucks, stylish pant suits, and quickly to Birkenstock sales. There is no class of the potato lesbian, as they cross most economic boarders. However, rarely do they dip below middle class. Examples are as followed; Hillary Clinton, Jan Brewer, my aunt Cathy, and the entire lady's softball league in Trenton New Jersey.

Rachel Maddow will one day transform from a Power Lesbian into a Potato Lesbian.

potato lesbian by PotatoLez December 22, 2014

potato 

A lazy person who doesn't do much and just sits around. A couch potato but without necessarily being on a couch.

Hannah, are you being a bed-potato again? League of Angels?

potato by itikky July 24, 2016

sexual potato 

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.

Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"

sexual potato by sazmoola November 30, 2011

Ugly potato 

Something everyone calls themselves, stop because you are not the ugly potato...

I am...

Becky: Ew, I look like a ugly potato
Karen: Omg sameeeee girl
Me: SHUT UP YOU HOEZZZZZZZZZZ THE TRUE UGLY POTATO HAS ARRIVED

Ugly potato by ChimsChimsMochi June 29, 2018

charlie potatoes 

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

charlie potatoes by Taylor Durden June 1, 2004

Potat 

A person who is the embodiment of a potato.

Iam is a potat.

Potat by iambroitisme February 14, 2013