Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
Get the Forest Portmug. A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.
Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.
The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.
During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.
The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.
During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
Get the Port Meatmug. by Wyd son November 15, 2016
Get the port trashmug. The area of a woman's body where she can take a reprogrammer to be turned into a human incubator by introduction of reprogramming fluids
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
Get the reprogramming portmug. N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.
Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
by whatamidoingwiththis February 20, 2022
Get the Port O’ Connormug. by frandagdee February 3, 2025
Get the Portingmug. When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
by Sherm my worm April 28, 2017
Get the direct port injectionmug.