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Pinch

Getting shalllocked by 60 men from behind
I thought I was gonna win color war but then they pinched me.
by Heirypinch505 August 6, 2023
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Pinching her sushi

Debbie couldn’t meet me today she was too busy pinching her sushi
by Akd148 May 11, 2025
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Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
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Nut pinch

The act of someone’s testicles, crotch, genitals, nuts, genitalia, groin being pinched by other male or female.this cause’s extreme pain in said nuts for the usually unwilling nut pinch to the male genitalia/nuts
Guy 1: “hey man I nut pinched guy 3, and he fell to the floor but wail he had been laying there he reached for my nuts and nut squeezed me”

Guy 2: wow you to I also nut pinched guy 3. but he had done nothing yet to me”

Guy 1: I’m pretty sure I had nut squeezed him today”
Guy 3 runs up to guy 1 & 2 reached down there pants garbed there nuts and did a nut squeeze
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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sneaky pinching

Is when somebody pinches someone else and then denies it
** PINCH!
"Who did that!? Was that you, cuz it wasn't me"
"Wasn't me!"
** PINCH!
There it was again, did you see it, I didn't see it, it came out of nowhere, that's some bullshit you sneaky pinching jerk!
by sneakypincher August 23, 2007
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George Pinch

A teen that plays video games 24/7 but gets a a girlfriend and becomes a huge simp
“Is Beastmaster69 hopping on tonight?”
“No, he’s a George Pinch.”
by HalalWhiteBoy September 22, 2020
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Pinch A Loaf

Not to be confused with the squirts or explosive diarrhea. A nice solid toilet stopping dump.
Me: Bro I was spitting game at this milf at the bar and she wanted me to come back to her place and watch a movie but damn my tummy was rumbling.
Bro: Oh shit if you Pinch A Loaf and stop up her toilet you better dip out if she doesn’t have a plunger.
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
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