puddle

A bad mood or depressive episode

I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now

by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

puddle check

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused

“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”

by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Puddle Shark

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.

Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark

by KRoo May 19, 2024

PuddleJumper

An annoying pool guest

Wow Alex is such a PuddleJumper, we don’t fw Alex

by num1pudjumph8r June 8, 2024

PuddleJúmper

an annoying pool guest- we don’t like them

Alex is a PuddleJúmper, we don’t fw Alex

by num1pudjumph8r June 8, 2024

Puddle Party

An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .

Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!

by Omandadude June 17, 2024

Puddleophobia

The fear of puddles caused by but not limited too: leaky faucets, rain, dripping oil from cars or other vehicles, etc.
Puddleophobia causes an intense fear reaction and often leads to shrieks in panic

This horse is my favorite but I think he has puddleophobia, every time he comes across a puddle he goes mad in fear.

by anonymous July 7, 2024