phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

PHANTOM RING

1. The Ginuwine Physical and Mental Feeling of Your Cell Phone Vibrating in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse etc..
2. Imaginary Feel or Even Sound of Your Cell Phone Vibrating or Ringing, Particularly in Your Pocket, Hand, Purse, Desk etc., But it's All In Your Mind or Wishful Thinking...

1. "Hey Man, I Could've Sworn She Was Calling, But It Was Only A Phantom Ring!!"
2. He Kept Feeling His Cell Phone Vibrating In His Pocket, But It Was Only Phantom Rings...

by Killa-Kev December 31, 2016

phantasmagorical dragons

pd

ehe..ehehehe..pd=phantasmagorical dragons !

whats up ambien

by urban man!! June 11, 2018

Phantom Cell

A sensation that a cell phone is vibrating when it isn't. Experienced by someone who is used to carrying around a cell phone in a pocket or close the their body. This phenomenon can occur even if the person doesn't have the cell phone. Similar to phantom limb syndrome.

Whoa, I could have sworn my cellie was vibrating. But when I went to get it out of my pocket, it wasn't even there. I guess I just had a phantom cell experience.

by Michael C. Anglin January 14, 2008

Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)

PSS is an unfortunate and humiliating syndrome. It occurs when a skinny person becomes fat - and has yet to realize it. Although their physical appearance has changed drastically - this person still exhibits skinny people behaviour.This behaviour includes sitting on laps, bouncing around and wearing tight, revealing clothing.

"Wow Laura totally has Phantom Skinny Syndrome (PSS)She's crushing that poor guy's lap - and that's the same shirt she used to wear when she was 6 sizes smaller...

by FoxyJ April 30, 2009

Fart Phantom

A fictional apparition that is supposedly present when a fart is smelled but not heard and nobody claims it. The accused party will deny it and blame the phantom.

I didn't do it, it must have been the fart phantom.

by Chuck Scheid October 23, 2007

Fag Phantom

When your in thought or in task (whatever it may be) and suddenly interupted by a harsh racing thought of a vision or wierd thought about the same sex and YOU KNOW IT IS NOT YOU because you are a Hetrosexual. You blame it on your Fag Phantom.

Yeah I was in deep thought of this one beautiful chick and then a picture of next door Bob was in my head while I was getting my money...Damn that Fag Phantom.

I was kissing my girl last night and my Uncles name popped in my head. Like im gonna think about my Uncle while Im trying to get to third base... That damn Fag Phantom

by I hate that when that happens June 16, 2009