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glass nutsack

The “Glass Nutsack” can only be achieved by swinging ones nutsack back and forth against a sanitized glass window immensely until shards of glass penetrate the nutsack.
Father: son stop spreading your legs and stand up straight!
Son: eat my fuckin ass my shit all fucked up from doing the glass nutsack on foenom grave
by Ispankbabies October 28, 2020
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Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 4, 2020
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Glass shadow

The point in life where you feel trapped and everything pulls you further back but you keep pushing forward to accomplish things that have meaning to you
by Glass shadow May 13, 2018
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Glasses Effect

When glasses make a basic guy look ten times hotter
Daryl looks so hot today! Must be the glasses effect.
by personoftheworld February 8, 2019
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Hoe Glasses

Hoe Glasses are trendy thin rimmed glasses with joint lense, styled off those worn by peadophiles in the 80s. Worn exclusively by hoes - never prescription.
Damn, Bianca got some of those hoe glasses, she lookin fine.
by Professional Wanker April 19, 2018
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Glass waffle

The act of pressing male genitalia against glass preferably a door or window in the presence of an unsuspecting audience.
Google street view was driving by my house; I made sure they got a good glimpse of my glass waffle.
by Pweefweeherman August 1, 2016
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Tanner Glass

An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.
Tanner Glass laughed after he beat the shit out of the opposing player.
by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017
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