The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 04, 2020
a cool indie rock group that have nice songs such as classic J dies and goes to hell part 1,yoshi's island, and cold weather
I like glass beach
by pakodecruz July 02, 2023
Person: "You know detective this guy could be a glass seegul With all these questions there must be something that is connecting this network of crime."
Detective: "I think your right"
Detective: "I think your right"
by Coastalmike April 09, 2018
When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.
by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 02, 2015
by personoftheworld February 08, 2019
A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”
“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 02, 2020
Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
Mom asks "where did they escape from?"
I reply "from prison"
Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 02, 2019