M.T.G

MTG or Mullranny town gang Is a gang based out of mulranny CO.MAYO. membership is highly mystical, and romanticised by the mayo populatation. Statistically harder to get into than Harvard the new members are prospected and vetted vigorously. If one becomes a fully patched member of the MTG they join the mystic tapestry of forefather can drinkers and firestarters.

They say the English lads left dohertys because they were tired, Others say it was because of the M.T.G.

by West coast cardboard September 10, 2020

MTV

A corporation attempting to brainwash teenagers and corrosponding pre-teens and it has even reached young children. It tells us all to bitchslap people with curly hair, 'Next' vegitarians, get plastic surgery to look like Britany Spears and much more repulsive behaviour. Though dubbed 'Music Television' the channel will rarley show music in the hours of the living.

Teen: Hey, mom can I watch the Real World on MTV and fill my mind with junk? Then Next will be on I just LOVE those gay editions!
Mother: You know, Candice, in my day they played music on MTV.
Teen: Uh... Wuteva!

by Suzy of the Xymox Clan May 17, 2005

MTFB

Music To Fuck By: Typically songs with a slow, groovy beat and long run time, setting the mood and for use as background while having sex.

"I Feel for You," by Chaka Khan is a good song, but a little too uptempo for MTFB.

by option8 October 14, 2005

MTV

A channel devoted to reality programming and catering to its youth infested demographic.

I don't want my MTV. I'd rather have AIDS.

by Duke July 9, 2003

MTV

MTV is a joke. The people who run have completely destroyed what some people call music. most of the music videos they show are of one hit wonder rappers with now talent whatsoever. They dont play any instruments, they talk along to lyrics they probably didnt even write themselves, which usually consist of mostly words that arent even realy. (EXAMPLES: "jockin" or "ballin"). The songs have no moral meanings besides making cash, shooting people, selling drugs, and screwing black hoes with fat asses. They play these songs over 10 times a day, and for some reason have more than like what 3 channels? The television shows they play are all fake, 100 percent scripted reality tv shows. There are 2 types. In the reality shows the actors are all ditzy, bombshell girls, or jacked, tanned, "hot" guys. In these shows people walk around half naked and cry and bitch about the opposite sex. They are 100 percent fake and convince modern youth that if you arent gorgeous or hot and dont throw up your food everyday you will not prosper in society. The other type of show is the gameshow event. They have the same type of actors, but are based on the most ridiculous shit ever. One person controls all of their pawns who fight for the king/quens(usually a dumbfuck celeb) love. All the actors act like they are over the moon in love to some celeb they dont really know, and cry when they are "eliminated". The shows usually branch off of eachother into other shows, which are exactly the same and are equally retarded.

Basically, MTV is an evil corporation who has brainwashed almost all of America into believing that you have to be exactly like the people on their shows and music videos to be "cool" because that is all that matters. They have also brainwashed every suburban rich little kid that they are thugz and gangsters.

MTV needs to be stopped because they will surely be the downfall of modern society.

by TomfromSCREWtown March 21, 2008

MTV2

Sister channel to MTV that now sucks almost as much as MTV

MTV2 now shows "Diary", "Making The Video" and other crappy shows once only shown on MTV

by HATER April 26, 2003

MTF

Short for Mobile Task Force, an essential part of the SCP Foundation tasked with things such as recontaining SCPs.

MTF unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine-Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. We'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been recontained.

by SiggeTJ June 15, 2020