Mongoose Wheeler

A mexican bike that can usually be seen on the side of the road when you are driving in your car.

"Did you just see that Mongoose Wheeler in action!?"

by G-Mystuh and Oliv November 2, 2004

mongoose skater

A person who just rides a skateboard with out doing tricks

Boy: Do a trick
Girl: I can't do tricks, I can only ride
Boy: Your a mongoose skater?

by Showlow February 25, 2009

Mongoose Bomb

Like a Jager Bomb, but with Grey Goose Vodka.

You have Monster energy drinks, the green one, pour an adequate amount of grey goose into it, stir and drink.

These Mongoose Bombs have got me drunk as fuck!

by Stace Face October 4, 2009

mongolide

a retarded stupid ugly kid

you are a mongolide

by dont stalk me March 20, 2010

Mongolian War Mask

When a friend is sleeping and you place your balls apon their eye sockets and your penis down their nose/ between their eyes. After this you take a picture, print it out, and then put it apon them so once they wake up...they wake up to a nice present.

Dude i Mongolian War Masked by best friend last night then posted the picture on face book!

by Ublaga June 6, 2010

Mongolian Popsicle

When a male freezes his dick and then a girl gives him oral sex.

My girlfriend is going to give me a mongolian popsicle!

by finnerty42 October 17, 2010

Mongolian Spacesuit

Mid-coitus, you pull out and finish ejaculating into a fish bowl. Then you proceed to place the fish bowl over her head. Once that has been completed, push her face against the side so that she looks Chinese.

John was having a good time with Susan last night. He even gave her the Mongolian Spacesuit!

by HipsterLumberjack December 20, 2013