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There are many contrasting entries and ideas on Moutain Lakes. It is a suburb of New Your City, but is located in NJ.

The reason for the difference in entries is merely who wrote it. This is because Mountain lakes is full of NAZI aryans (blond hair blue eyes). This town is very rich.

There are no blacks, indians, or hispanics. There are scattered Jews and Asians, but the ones there act very white and Christian.

The pro-Lakers are probably aryan Christians.

The Anti-Lakers are probably blacks hispanics etc.
Aryan: Dude, you want to party at Mountain Lakes? There's a lot of weed there.

Jew, Asian or Black: NO WAY! There after us!
by an observerver August 17, 2008
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Mountain Dew Tradwife

Mountain Dew Tradwife, or MDT for short, is an ultra christian propaganda project. Created in 2001, after the September 11 attacks, commonly known as 9/11, to protect the US citizens, MDT has been known to the public thanks to some controversies regarding it’s instagram DMs.
« I hate minorities », MDT texted in a pornographic group chat fetishizing people with dwarfism (its ok tho she’s just a silly girl).
I’ve been targeted by Mountain Dew Tradwife: Im going to hand myself.

Mountain Dew Tradwife is blond

« :3 »
by IwillMunchOnYourCorpse July 24, 2022
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mountain bike

A brand of bicycle intended for off-road use on dirt or gravel trails. There is no limit to how much you can spend on them. Some of the best ones are amazingly beautiful works of high-performance technology that are also tougher than nails.

Most mountain bikes, though, are bought for fairly cheap, sometimes under $100, at department stores under brands such as Mongoose, Schwinn, or Magna. These "mountain bikes" are covered with fancy graphics, lots of gears, and suspension, but actually work very poorly:

1) The components are all bottom-of-the line, even if they have good names such as Shimano. They are heavy, poorly machined, and wear out or break quickly. The gears will usually grind and skip no matter how well you adjust them. Rims are often steel, which quickly rusts and bends out of round, is very heavy, and is never seen on decent wheels.

2) They are no fun to ride. Most of them weight at least 31-35 pounds, and the full-suspension models weigh around 45! Try riding up a hill on one of these. Most people just ride them around the streets, and the knobby tires soak up so much energy you can actually hear it. Full suspension will completely absorb any power you put out. It feels like riding through mud.

Mountain bikes are extremely popular, though, accounting for over 90% of all bikes on the average college campus. They are easier to ride than road bikes, but will prevent you from ever enjoying bike riding. If they are used for off-road use, they simply become a toy like dirt bikes that you can't use for everyday transportation. Overall, I think they are a backwards development in cycling technology.
"Did you see my new mountain bike? It's loaded! It has full suspension, 24 gears, chrome rims..."

"Dude-do yourself a service and buy a road bike like mine. Then see if you can keep up with me on the road."
by spinningtabletop February 1, 2009
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mountain bike

My mom just bought me a new mountain bike for 20 grand.
by puresalt December 20, 2021
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Mountain Dont

A drink for the future. I will be inventing it so nobody steal my ideas...It will have a lemony, peachy, watermellony, orangy, grape, fruit punchy taste to it and will have (in a 24oz bottle) 10oz of vodka!
yo dude, that Mountain Dont tastes pretty sweet. May need to buy it s'more
by Magic January 22, 2005
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Mountain-Agnew

1) fun-sized.
2) likes mountain dew because it is the first part of her last name.
3) thinks that nachos are not yours, but hers.
4) likes to have sexy parties with lace and chains and such.
5) thinks that kenzie is awesome because she yells YELLOW when on the letter F and put this definition up here.
1) Wow, that girl can be picked up so easily, she must be a Mountain-Agnew.
2) Hey, Mountain Dew rhymes with Mt. Agnew.
3) Those nachos are Mt. Agnew's.
4) That party is hot. It must be Mt. Agnew's.
5) Kenzie is awesome.
by Mackenzie_ORHS October 22, 2008
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Mountain Lion Repellent

A Mountain Lion Repellent is a naked kristen on a mountain bike.
Oh no, that angry mountain lion wants to attack me. Thank god I have my mountain lion repellent: Kristen naked on a mountain bike.
by mountainlion May 24, 2009
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