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Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint 

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.
Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."
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mothafucka

A synonym for "man" or dude. A term of endearment or brotherhood.
"hey man have you seen dave? that mothafucka has an iphone!"
mothafucka by heyzoos42 January 19, 2009

Motherfuckery 

"Who the fuck is this motherfucker causing motherfuckery fucking with my motherfucking money!?"

~mmfclmf

motherfucked

To strongly curse someone for actions one finds unsatisfactory, inapropriate, or rude.
Rick motherfucked Dale for not doing the paperwork.
motherfucked by Beard December 28, 2005

motherfucking idiot 

A person who takes your last piece of food.
"you motherfucking idiot, why did you take my last slice of pizza!"
motherfucking idiot by krazy kidz November 16, 2016

Drunk as a MotherFucker 

One is drunk as a motherfucker when they consume 1/2 a sip less than what would literally kill them. This stage of drunkeness is characterized by the will and want to have sex with your biological mother.
I am drunk as a motherfucker and horny. I'm going home and going balls deep in mama's ass.

That dude is drunk as motherfucker; he's just living the dream.

mothercockhole

A douchebag on the order of the largest of penis holes. A dickhead who is not only useless as a conversationalist, but also cocky enough to think his lameass comments even matter. A mother fucker minus the balls.
Gerald says, "Let's go to the Sonic for some chili-cheese tots!" His shit-colored teeth reflecting in the moonlight.
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."
mothercockhole by Markletits December 24, 2007