mothercockhole

A douchebag on the order of the largest of penis holes. A dickhead who is not only useless as a conversationalist, but also cocky enough to think his lameass comments even matter. A mother fucker minus the balls.

Gerald says, "Let's go to the Sonic for some chili-cheese tots!" His shit-colored teeth reflecting in the moonlight.
To which Rebecca replies, "Fuck that balls, Mothercockhole! You are already so fat you can't see your pussydick! Let's roll to the BK Lounge, yo momma can get you a free salad."

mothercockhole by Markletits December 24, 2007

crunchy 

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007