dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Monke

Monke

Monke

by That guy who name's Sam April 13, 2021

Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

Monked

Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.

"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.

by Monkman123 June 14, 2022

Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022

monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016