MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.

Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.

by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007

acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011

molestacore

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world

"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"

by yoo no November 11, 2003

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007

Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

by Hym Iam December 6, 2020

Modester

the feeling one gets when they are acting in a modestic manner

Why is Thabie being such a modester today

by 🌚blackmoonfacelover89 August 16, 2016