Mister

Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.

Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.

by unluckyness November 22, 2010

les miserables

A good book based on france from the time of napoleon to the time of the revelution mostly centered around the character Jean Valjean and his "daughter" cossete marius falls in love with her and javert is the cop chasing Jean Valjean

Les Miserables is usually a school book

by jimsonisgod September 23, 2005

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)

Mineral water.is amazing.
Mineral water:no u ((((((;

by Everyone that ever existed June 6, 2018

misterbugsgf

shes honestly one of my favourite mutuals in the whole world. HER HAIR IS AMAZING OMFG and her personality is great :)) maybe she made one or two mistakes, but we all do, and forgive and forget is a thing. bre is amazing and honestly readd to cheer up anyones day. Her lives are the best and she makes the most relateable content <3 TBH WHEN IM UPSET I REWATCH HER VIDEOS AND LIVES (thats why i love bre). ALL I WANNA SAY IS BRE IS NOT PROBLEMATIC. SHES AMAZING<

-miraculouslyunnati<3

1. hey are you okay?
2. No im upset

3. Then watch misterbugsgf 's lives youll feel better :)

by miraculouslyunnati<33 June 3, 2022

Chilean Miner Rescue

The Chilean Miner Rescue is when a girl (preferably one you know) loses a medium of anal pleasure and her colon collapses. From that moment, it takes seventy days, a few NASA experts and a pipeline to get it out. Optional: for more fun, send provisions daily!

My girlfriend told me she lost a buttplug. It took us seventy days to get it out through a Chilean miner rescue!

by Mike the plug October 25, 2010