Melanie Martinez
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A person that is disguisting in every way possilbe. One that is an anouyance to people, and such. Most the time they are just acting in a stupid manner. But on rare occasions it is truely ment that someone is a id DUMBA**
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Melania
1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the First Lady of the United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into the White House."
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
Melania by maebyblewit May 15, 2018
The Meaning Of Life
Truley, this is unanswered. The only meaning of life is to live it to the fullest and serve God. Die happy and on your way to heaven. that is the only goal and purpous in life. THAT AND to make music.
The meaning of life is music.
The Meaning Of Life by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 22, 2004
Melania trump
A beautiful women who regrets her entire life's existence - George starkly
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
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A super beautiful women who ( *changes a-couple words*)did I mention is beautiful and regrets her entire life's existence - melania trump
Melania trump by Astro blue .... bunnyhunny October 15, 2017