An extremely small small dick. Something that is so small it can't even be seen by the strongest telescope. So small that it would always win any tiny dick contest.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 26, 2010
If you are “the mega Munz simp” You are Dayton munsen. You have the worst case of the Munz, and u are also the highly voted SIMP of the friendgroup. Just by looking at Dayton munsen you get the worst case of the MUNZ/SIMP disorder!
I was walking my alarm clock this morning when I saw my new neighbor dayton munsen watering his stove. I swear to god it was the most mega munz simp SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!
by YBC HAYDO January 29, 2020
literally the most down bad, toxic, manipulating and criminal rizz of all time, usually it uses the other person's weaknesses (mental problems) to take advantage of being vulnerable. if you use it, you're either a guy combining all those that Lana del Rey talks about - or so down bad you'll resort to anything, including worsening mental health to get some play.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.
(fishing for girls with daddy issues)
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!
(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!
(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!
by GbXb April 26, 2023
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by You’re mega utterly gay September 09, 2022
The Mega momma milkers, the biggest bonbonagahoogs that have ever been seen, the largest of the large titty, absolutely immaculate.
by I’m the almighty one December 01, 2020
The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.
by ZeMasster December 31, 2018