Manon

Manon. Someone who likes to spend her time alone, usually studying or doing something creative.
Although she has few friends, she seems like the person who would get a group to meet up with her, but then vanish.

Managing to sneak out of there, walk on her own, and get lost in her own thoughts.
She thinks negatively about almost any situation and overthinks it easily, wishing she had done this or that differently.
It's like she drives herself insane, and seems as if she tries to hide something away from you.

Person-1: Where did Manon go? I swear I saw her here a second ago
Person-2: She always runs away when we meet up, what a weird kid.

by childish. October 13, 2021

Kevin Malone

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.

Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)

by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020

Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)

Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."

by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021

robert mahoney

the most amazing guy in the world, who will make you fall for him with in seconds, who always know what to say and make your day better and keeps you smibg no matter what, also GREAT in bed... And usually has a big dick, but knows how to treat a girl, very loyal and faithful and trustworthy

I wish I had Robert Mahoney in my life

by yenoham October 11, 2015

madonna-whore complex

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

pre-madonna

A very young prima donna.

It is a play on words that uses "Madonna", the name of a pop-music star who is a prima donna of the highest order.

Pre-madonnas cannot help they way they are because their parents spoiled them and they are still developing their personalities.

My niece is a pre-Madonna. All she has to do is whine and her parents give her what she wants.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

maloney

a person whose breath smells worse than a bums asshole

Dude, that chick was a maloney!

by what the belief November 29, 2010