Mandela Effect

A man made conspiracy theory used by fruity arse niggas that have very awful poor memory but blame it on a parallel universe or similar theories.

Hey Johno Fuck I'm positive I thought "Froot Loops" was spelt "Fruit Loops" it being spelt "Froot Loops" is crazy as fuck cunt - Nah mate you just lost the fucking plot it's always been Froot Loops the Mandela Effect is fake cunt"

by TheOnlyUrbanTruth March 7, 2017

maniel

"maniel" comes from the root man. it shows the flyness and greatness and everythingness of a smoothe person. Sounds best while defining any person with the name Daniel, although is it not required.

"Dude, Daniel is the maniel!"

"OMG. This BABE was hitting on me at the arcade. He was SO maniel."

by cory jo July 3, 2008

Mansel

An incredibly kind, nice guy who will always listen and be there whenever he is need.
He is a great boyfriend who looks out for his girlfriend

omg Lucy's boyfriends is so a mansel, she is so lucky.

by Home Dog! August 23, 2011

Manel

Manel is a mediterrianan - concretely catalan - man whom wisedom and schlong are beyond any human conception. While he may not have the fittest body, his proportion and height could easily make him a sex symbol. Manel is commonly mistaken as a clever boy, but he is the wisest lord and memer the earth has ever conceived.

Check yo'keys Robert - Manel

I would fuck Manel right now - Martin "Black Boi" Luther king

by memelordgamer January 21, 2019

Manuelita

The imaginary beauty that men fantasize about when they practice making love alone. Derived from the Spanish "mano" for hand, hence "Manuela" and "little Manuela"=Manuelita.

As in: "Tengo una cita con Manuelita" -- or, " I have a date with Manuelita."

by Parviturbo December 13, 2008

manualist

one you loves the fart noise so much they decide to move into a musical career with the sounds of farts. By pressing their hands together, any note, any song, any riff can be performed by cranking the #2 pre-shit fart noise through your hands. These type of people usually have no one that loves them, included their family and it's usually due to pulling out their instrument at the end of the date to close the deal.

Hey baby, I know this is our first date, but I feel you should hear my manualist talent in hopes I can get laid tonight.

by Doanwanna Poopoo February 22, 2008

hoover manuever

When you have sex with a girl in the ass, then pull her legs up and push her around on her forehead like a vacuum cleaner, i.e. "hoover maneuver."

"I pulled a hoover maneuver on her last night; her forehead is still rugburnt."

by david November 17, 2004