Mailman syndrome

|ˈmālˌ*manˈsin*drōm|
noun

The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.

“John is 6’4, blonde with blue eyes while his dad is 5’5, black hair, and brown eyes; total Mailman syndrome.”

by Osiris Black August 24, 2009

fe-mail

When you are texting your friend who is male and he starts to talk like a chick

"k omgshhh that is so funny lollsz" said Craig
"Dude stop fe-mailing me"

by ryanpom January 21, 2009

chocolate mailbox

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle

He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.

by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003

electronic mail

For a better definition, see E-mail

Send me electronic mail!

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

fe-mail

women who constantly check their email

Person 1 - "Jill is such a fe-mail!"
Person 2 - "I know!"

by Antoine Dodsun December 27, 2010

mailboxsexual

Someone who is strongly attracted to mailboxes and prefers them over humans.

Person one: I think that person is mailboxsexual
Person two: Why?
Person one: He was making out with a mailbox a couple minutes ago

by Cholechillipepper May 30, 2018

Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.

Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.

by voiceofstl March 18, 2021