Machine Wash

Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.

Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.

Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.

Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash

by DK0N6 January 20, 2009

Sex Machineguns

One of the best Japanese metal bands EVAR! They formed in 1996 and have gone through 12 members ending with Anchang with lead vocals and guitar, Ryotatsu on guitar, and Ken'ichi on drums. They have 10 albums and 17 singles. They used to be visual kei but have toned down a bit. They're close to Dir En Grey in awesomeness.

Guy1: Have you heard that new Sex Machineguns album?
Guy2: Hells yeah! That song Tekken II Rulez!!!

by Vinciroth February 6, 2008

Boner Machine

Someone who pops alot of boners in public

He had a hard-on in Mcdonalds, what a boner machine.

by Je'sus July 2, 2008

Sybian machine

a device used by women for masturbation purposes.

She uses a Sybian machines rather than have sex with her hubby.

by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011

Chinese Slot Machine

This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.

Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.

by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006

Ex Machina

Adj. A phrase used in "Everything Wrong With" parodies to signify a character or thing is: Done with exaggeration and skill almost as to show off from it's comparison; "glorified"; more effort put in than really needed. Simply: a suffix meaning, "next level type shit". Yes, an older version of a character can be an ex Machina version of their younger self.

(Noctis Lucis from Final Fantasy XV) "Sasuke ex machina! That's getting a sin!"

by you muther jackass April 18, 2018

accidental macking

to not even realize that you are absolutely macking with a chick

I asked her if she wanted to go for a drink a drink meaning a soda or juice. She thought I meant a bar and said yes. My friend pointed out I just pulled off accidental macking.

by The Boss of Five Towns February 1, 2010