machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?
Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
by Carter May 18, 2005
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your just a sad mackem bastard.
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your just a sad mackem bastard.
your just a sad mackem bastard.
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your just a sad mackem bastard.
They beat us 2-1, two season in a row and they brag on. Swear they done something.....now look where they are, a bunch of Nationwide loser!!!
by amo December 8, 2003
Get the mackem mug.(this is from a song) My mother died when i was only two years old, Fatha ran off to sea, with a bloke i'm told, Me sista is a prostitute, Me brother's doin' life in jail, still, Could have been worse, I could have been born a mackem
by Steven May 6, 2004
Get the Mackem mug.It is a term made up as recently as 30 years. They used to be called geordies like the rest of us in the North east. But we seperated down to the tension over ship building contracts. Now the term Mackem means a person from the wear in Sunderland. The north east noted that they say makem and they takem instead of we make them and they take them, which is unique in Sunderland. So it stuck.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.
So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
Now they have accepted it, they must not moan, and they must live with it.
So a mackem is a deluded person who lives in a different world, who hates geordie outsiders from Washington, Tyneside and the rest of the north east.
They come from the ship yards.
They have rubbish football team.
They also brag about past victories over Newcastle, it has been a few years since they beat them but they still go on about 2-1.
They also have the three letters that they tattoo on themselves and show people in their clubs around Sunderland.
The letters are FTM. They think it mean F$%% the mags. But it really means Free ticket mackems. As it is well known that they try to get kids with free tickets.
by Kirk November 19, 2003
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