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Insane lie

It isn't a lie if he thought you were me. You're actively pretending to be a guy that you are not. I haven't pretended to be anyone.
Hym "If you're pretend to be me then you are clearly fine with child murder and it's a lie to say it's an insane lie that he accused you of it. Actually, according to the religious even if you explicitly assent to child murder, you aren't actually doing that."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2024
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The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.
Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.
by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011
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Lie Burrito

A lie burrito is a lie or many lies (the filling) wrapped in a truth (tortilla) in order to make it palatable to the person or audience for consumption.
The government is feeding us a another lie burrito!
by Oestegato March 24, 2022
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Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
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lie-omitter

According to Dr. Chris Turk, surgeon in Sacred Heart hospital, it means: someone who is guilty of a lie of omission.
He calls his wife a lie-omitter.
Carla: okay, maybe I'm guilty of a lie of omission.
Turk: Cause you're a lie-omitter!
by MeliorMelusine November 21, 2011
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Cha lie

by Matt mauds December 26, 2021
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Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails
'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018
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