Top kill

An oil drilling term used to describe pumping mud or cement into a well to stop the flow of oil, it can also be used to describe the same situation in a toilet.

Dude: "After eating three Double Downs last night, I plugged the shitter and needed a plunger."

Bro: "Wow, you must've really top killed that motherfucker."

by tchotchkebg May 26, 2010

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kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

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Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

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Kill all men

usually used by fatherless, frustrated girls, it is one of the most (if not the most) effective way to put true feminism in a poor light and to detach genders even more.

random boy: "i'm sorry but i don't want a relationship, we can still be friends though."
blue haired girl: "shut up, kill all men."

by gæbx November 21, 2022

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kill

Slang term that is heard commonly all over California, and is used in the smoking community to describe marijuana that is very physically dense and extremely potent.

Even a ten sack of that kill is enough to pass around and get you faded.

by T Hizzle February 18, 2007

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