junk trappers

Really tight shorts/pants worn by a male. Makes your junk unable to move. Usually spandex consistency.

Man, I don't know why he wears those junk trappers, it looks like some chaffing is going on.

by Darth_X May 11, 2008

junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.

I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm

by mememetoo June 25, 2018

The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.

1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".

by Mr. Bonejangles May 22, 2009

Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 11, 2010

Junk Punk

Junk Punk is the new "Punk" groups like Blink 182, Green Day, Panic! at the disco ect. It's no longer real punk, but pop-punk.

Buddy: Man, have you downloaded the latest blink song?
You: Nah, that shit is just junk punk.

by pgcr90 March 09, 2007

Junk Food

basically it's the food that comes from your junk.....sperm, semen, cum

Bob: Mandy's lookin' pretty slim these days....that girl's got it goin' on.

Dobalina: Yeah, I heard she's on the "Junk Food" diet.

Bob: Junk food don't make a girl look like that.

Dobalina: That's cause she's gettin' the food from John's junk......if ya know what I'm talkin' bout.

by Tryky October 14, 2009

junk in the trunk

When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.

I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.

by Paccali November 15, 2002