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Joob

To poke, jab, or jam something.
Damn bro!!! Did you just joob me in the eye?!!
by thebullis February 24, 2023
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Jobson

The act of a parent bird regurgitating food into a baby bird's mouth. Named for Ruprect Jobson the famed ornithologist that first photographed the behavior in 1869
Adult birds have to jobson their chicks at least their body weight in protein a day
by karnakdave March 1, 2023
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Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!
Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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Jòòrs Mclâus

The term “Jòòrs Mclâus” represents a legal concept similar to force majeure, but with a unique twist. It signifies a global nullifying effect on an established formal contract agreement, rendering it temporarily or even permanently unenforceable due to unforeseen circumstances beyond the parties' control.

Just as force majeure clauses in contracts are designed to address unforeseen events that may prevent or delay the performance of contractual obligations, “Jòòrs Mclâus” serves a similar purpose in nullifying the effects of a contract. This term reflects the idea that external factors can disrupt the fulfillment of contractual obligations on a global scale, necessitating a provision for nullification.

When faced with a situation where “Jòòrs Mclâus” comes into play, it is essential to follow certain steps:

Recognition: Parties involved in the contract must acknowledge the occurrence of the nullifying event that triggers the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision.
Notification: The affected party should promptly notify the other party/parties about the activation of the “Jòòrs Mclâus” provision and the reasons behind it.
Party 1: Okay, lets go Sailing now”
Party 2 “Jòòrs Mclâus" (signifying the agreement made is now nullified)
Party 1 “You said if I gave you a rusty trombone, that you would take me sailing on your yacht.”
Party 1 “ohh wow, so I lick you’re a-hole and get you off and you call "jòòrs mclâus"
Party 2 “Yep, that’s how we do business here”
by OzzyTrader July 16, 2023
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Joob

Used for requesting others to join in tomfoolery or other silly actions with you
Guy 1 : Joob

Guy 2 : Aight
by JooberThe2nd August 4, 2024
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jooboobalina

A person who loves to suck on joobs and boobs simultaneously while doing ballet and joobing all over your face.
Your such a jooboobalina!
by erockyoutoo September 14, 2023
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joonsbike

@Joonsbike is a TikTok account with 700 followers! They post bts updates and are very nice
Joonsbike may be related to RM of bts.. saying that he doesn’t know how to drive a car yet.. he uses a bike!
by gessica October 21, 2023
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