jerp

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

by whaddup April 24, 2006

Jedi Jerker

Someone who masterbates to Star War's characters, such as Princess Leia.

Dude I have a friend named Jacobo, I think he is a Jedi Jerker

by Delane Petersen January 9, 2008

Jersey Mack Daddy

New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."

Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"

by Funk Naz-T April 13, 2006

Jeremiah

Jeremiah is a dude who thinks very intelligently, likes to be independent, he is also very attractive to many girls. When he wants company, he gets it because everyone wants to be his friend. He is usually the "cool kid" in school.
Usually, according to some superstitions, picking on or roasting a Jeremiah is considered bad luck.

Yo that awesome kid over there must be a Jeremiah.
"Oh crap I just roasted that motherfucker Jeremiah! Now I get bad luck shit"

by HarmlessTrust March 15, 2017

jerry can

A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.

Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!

by DGUSMC July 24, 2008

jerk pie

Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.

Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys

James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.

by jerkpie July 22, 2006

Jericca

Someone who is completely awesome and cute

a good friend that you can depend on in times when you need comforting, and a bad ass partier!

A hidden treasure. Beautiful inside and out. A lot ahead for Jerickas. formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful, expensive, rare, or otherwise much sought after. A true Friend.

That girl over there is Jericca

What kind of party would it be without that JERICCA!!??!!

WOW! i feel so much better after talking to that JERICCA!

Man, that kids gonna be a Jericka someday!

by Jboogie923 April 19, 2009