holster

To wear a belt with a loop buckle and stick the penis through for support, thus a holster. Preferably wear the belts that girls wear over their pants and not through the loops, they tend to have large rings for the buckle. Quite ideal for blowjobs or holding up large penis'.

"Dude that guy in the locker room was huge, he must wear a holster to keep his schlong from hanging out the bottom of his shorts."

"My girlfriend was having trouble keeping my dick in place when she was on top of me last night so she got her belt and put me in the holster."

by Bigger Mike September 3, 2006

HossTile

neva phuck wid dis carzy m0f0

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

holstine

1. a breed of cow in europe
2. the last name to the hottest blondes in the world

1. look at that holstine grazing up that pasture
2. wow that holstine girl is delicious

by Jillian Markey May 29, 2008

Hoist

Let’s hang out foo.

Wanna hoist tonight?

by Psychomantis96 August 21, 2019

blow-hoosters

a massive explosion of liquid feces

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!

by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009

Rich as a Horst

Doing something which is relatively unproductive, underachieving, while taking advantage of assistance designed for the legitimately needy. Synonym for free rider.

Bob quit his high paying Wall Street job to sit on his ass all day and make Terra Cotta pots. Now he qualifies for free health insurance. That guy is Rich as a Horst.

by Big Wheel November 4, 2013

hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

by Mike P January 29, 2005