Ham walleting

The act of shoving somthing up your vagina to smuggle, steal, and or store it descreetly.

Keestering is sooo last year, I was "ham walleting" a watch from the store and never got caught

by Dadandsonjokz June 7, 2016

ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.

She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.

I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

laminating the ham

The act of waxing a male's genital area to render it smooth and hairless.

Deeples' girlfriend was tired of his grizzly sac all up in her business, so at her request he began laminating the ham.

by Joe the Barber June 17, 2012

Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.

a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"

by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011

Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".

"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"

by Hawhe October 27, 2023