Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

by Faswari August 12, 2021

Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.

Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 15, 2011

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

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Once you go Greek, that's all you seek

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Person 1: "Jennifer can't get over that Greek guy she was with"
Person 2: "Yeah I know, once you go Greek, that's all you seek"

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Greek guillotine

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Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

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Greek bidet

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping

My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025

Greek Gyro

When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.

Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.

by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021