Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

A form of suicide where the subject, dressed in a toga, by him/herself or arm in arm with other subjects, slowly walks into the ocean towards the moonlight. The subject keeps walking till he/she is completely sub surface and drowns to a slow, sweet and liberating death.

Ideally the songcover of "Creep" by Scala & Kolacny Brothers is playing in the background. For example by putting it on repeat in the subjects car, putting the car in cruise control and letting it ride into the ocean alongside the subject.

(In Dutch)
Een variant van zelfdoding waarbij het subject, getooid in een toga, alleen of arm in arm met meerdere subjecten, langzaam de zee inloopt richting de maan. Men blijft lopen tot zij volledig door het water omgeven is en een zoete, bevrijdende verdrinkingsdood sterft.

Idealiter speelt op de achtergrond de cover van het nummer "Creep" door Scala & Kolacny Brothers. Bijvoorbeeld door deze op te zetten in de auto van het betreffende subject, de auto op cruisecontrol te zetten en samen met het subject de zee in te laten rijden.

Q: "Dude, how did your carseats get this soaked?" A: "I lend it to a friend who wanted to commit a Greek Suicide."

(In Dutch)

Q: "Gasten, deze vakantie was te mooi, beter dan dit gaat het niet worden, wereld gaat naar de klote en ik heb geen zin om terug te gaan naar mijn werk. Zullen we samen, in plaats van terug naar huis te rijden, gewoon een Griekse zelfmoord doen?" A: "Is goed, ik ken wel iemand met een auto met cruise control."

Greek Suicide (NL: Griekse Zelfmoord)

by Faswari August 12, 2021

Greek Coffee Cup

When 30+ males defecate, urinate and ejaculate into a bathtub and then you bathe in it.

Me and the track team had a Greek coffee cup last night and now I feel so exfoliated.

by Henrik Van LickMaiAnus January 15, 2011

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Once you go Greek, that's all you seek

When you date a Greek guy/girl and it ends, you still want them even though its over because you cannot resist their Greek charm or their big Greek dick (BGD)

Person 1: "Jennifer can't get over that Greek guy she was with"
Person 2: "Yeah I know, once you go Greek, that's all you seek"

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.

- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.

by dickheadedguy July 19, 2022

Greek

The word Greek as it pertains to the people of Greece is an acronym for "Good Relative Encounters Empathetic King" describing Greeks as all having some royal relation or connection to Greek royalty. Anyone with no connections to royalty are slaves.

Petra thought he was a Greek, but after his father told him his family tree, he realized that he was merely a slave.

by panic oasis October 16, 2016

Greek

an alternate way of saying "Feminine man" and or "Femboy."

"Dude, you're such a Greek!"
"IM NOT GAY YOU FUCK!!"

by cheerrer March 22, 2024