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greasy caveman

Similar to an ape a greasy cave is a brainless person who either screams or does strange things
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Greasy Russian Doll

When the takeaway is finished and you fit the smaller boxes in the larger ones so they take up less bin-space.
The blue bin was already full of Ed Sheeran CDs so I made a Greasy Russian Doll to get the bizarre boxes in.
by Helena Bone 'em-Carter March 17, 2021
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Greasy grape squeezer

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.
by Habdsomecat January 12, 2017
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greasy susan

A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places
About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)
by Rosie burns December 29, 2021
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Greasy Controller Sacrifice

When you're eating messy food while playing a video game and the game gets so intense that you have to use the fingers you've been eating with to make a game winning move.
"gg"
"Damn! Had to use the greasy controller sacrifice"
by DamnItBillyWhy June 14, 2016
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greasy cakefart

Unlike the ordinary cakefart, a greasy cakefart has the addition of a greasy like substance flow from the anus while the cakefart is released.
by Cake Boss March 11, 2010
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greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
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