goat fuck

After things start out with good intentions and become completely screwed up beyond all recognition. Goat Fuck is beyond a cluster fuck, worse than a FUBAR. Continued attempts to correct the situation only make the situation worse and more embarrassing.

Term believed to be originally coined by G. Kirker around 1998 in Tennessee.

I volunteered to work on this old car before I realized what a goat fuck it really is.

by moneyblues September 15, 2010

giving the goat

When a male pulls down his pants and shows off his junk from the back view.

Giving the goat is like male junk flashing

by White shadow 123 May 12, 2014

Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

by Black kitty cat May 19, 2020

Ultra Goated

Greater than Goated

Wilfred Bony is Ultra Goated

by Alfredo Morelos January 10, 2021

Mega Goat

A goat with massive balls,A native to Mentone California.Its the leader of the goat herd.

Alan: dude check the mega goat its got huge nuts!!!!!
Sean: stop lookin at it!
Alan: I cant they are huge!

by Dorklin Mcflinchnutts April 20, 2010

Glizzy Goat

Much like a Glizzy Gladiator and Glizzy Goblin, the Glizzy goats are the absolute best/ Goats at chowing down some glizzys. They can guzzle down any load at a time and in almost an instant. Usually their hunger is for glizzys and glizzys only. Try to beat one in a contest and you’ll just end up embarrassing yourself. One can simply not beat a glizzy goat in their own game as they just splurge the lengthy glizzy wieners down their esophagus as quickly as one can bat an eye.

Wow Joey Chestnut is destroying the competition. He must be a glizzy goat of some sort.

by The OG Glizzy Goat May 26, 2021

scrot goat

The title you give someone who sucks balls the best.

when fleshia wraps her lips around you're balls, you'll see shes the scrot goat.

by bert and jerry June 27, 2021