Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.

You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.

by Justyn October 14, 2004

punk ass bitch mother fucker

A punk ass whom is a total mother fucker and acts like a Bitch.

I hate that punk ass bitch mother fucker!!

That punk ass bitch motherfucker is goin' downa shore again?!?!

by Joe UsedtoSkate September 11, 2008

head fucked

1. To over-think to the point of confusion
2. To have thoughts of random things circle in your head
3. to have someone have sex with your face, and or eye sockets

"Ive been thinking about this whole thing to much and im just head fucking myself."

Or "Some guy head fucked me last night and I have sore eyes".

by Jameslikesbex September 2, 2006

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008