The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.
Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!
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by Tphoto May 1, 2014
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One can invoke Rico Ferti when seeking to find his way in the race against time.
One can invoke Rico Ferti when seeking to find his way in the race against time.
Rico Ferti: "Soldier aiming at your target, don't forget to shoot".
Time Soldier: "Roger that commander".
Time Soldier: "Roger that commander".
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synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray
Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!
It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray
Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!
It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
by Emmd September 12, 2021
Get the testie festi mug.A term used to describe weight gained throughout the COVID Pandemic due to quarantine and eating out of boredom. This is in reference to "Freshman 15" commonly used in USA and "First Year Fatties" commonly used in Australia and New Zealand to describe weight gain during first year at the university.
"I got the Pandemic Fatties" - Post-Pandemic plump person
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
"WOW you look like shit. Those Pandemic Fatties really got to you." - Observer of a plump person who has the Pandemic Fatties.
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