rational fear

1. Something big, hairy, and scary. (No, dude, not your penis...I said big :-) ) that can ACTUALLY happen to you, as opposed to an irrational fear.
2. Something not physically scary, but mentally terrifying yet very real...like an "aw, shit" moment.

Examples of rational fears:
That 90 pound Rottweiler that's about to latch onto your ass like it was a big, meaty, steak.

That 15-year old girl's father after he found out you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.

Worrying that you're gonna flunk geometry because you were studying anatomy instead of geometry.

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart August 12, 2016

The Fear

Current a concept character for Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater.

The Fear is a freak of nature with elongated limbs and an elongated tongue.

"Girls would love this guy for his tongue. lol "
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 February 27, 2009

fearne

A weird bush but just with an extra A and E.

Guy 1: hey look at that fern
Guy 2: hey why don't we just make the word more complicated and add an A and an E
Guy 1: sure
Guy 2: cool

Guy 1: fearne lol

by Fearneisnotanamebutsimplyaplan August 10, 2020

Fearless Fishnet

The act of masturbating through your pocket in school and going until you finally get caught

Me and my friends always play Fearless Fishnet in math class

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 17, 2022

Falkirk Fear

The hardesst lads in forball. If tou see these weapons run for tour live.
Owned and Founded by Conor Robertson

Oi! It's the Falkirk Fear, Fucking leg it! - A scared and week aidrie fan

by anonymous January 11, 2022

the fear

Along with 'No Hands' and 'Furtive' one of the mascots of the B3TA message board. A two headed furball creature that is, by way of supernatural hypnosis, able to strike terror into the hearts of the most strong willed of individuals.

notable for the reaction given upon contact:

thefearthefearthefearTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEARTHEFEAR...etc.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004