feear

Apprehension dat you'll be charged extra for a certain service, as opposed to your being given/allowed it at no charge.

Carefully asking what costs are involved BEFORE starting/agreeing to conduct business transactions can help eliminate many instances of feear.

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

by wankbadger September 14, 2017

FearsomeFire

Clint Stevens is youtuber/twitch streamer who is a big gay and likes big manly hands. He is very pale and soulless due to his ginger hair. All he does is play Super Mario Odyssey all day in his room and has no social contacts with anyone. Currently he has discussed his plans to go to an elementary school and record a bunch of elementary school children. He is very controversial, and says a lot of phrases like, "just stop having cancer" and "It's not like its 90° it's just a little curve" while talking about his smol pp. He is also very popular for creating a meme on his channel commonly referred to as the local ginger boy meme.

Local ginger boy FearsomeFire is big gay for Clint Stevens' big manly hands as he yells for big manly hands

by RealLifeStalkerM8 December 1, 2018

Have No Fear of Ice Cold Beer

Naming the seven diatomic elements:

Have (hydrogen) No (nitrogen) Fear (Flourine) Of (oxygen) Ice (iodine) Cold (chlorine) Beer (bromine)!

Much easier to remember than i bring clay for our new home!

Dude, can you tell me what the seven diatomic elements are?

Have No Fear Of Ice Cold Beer!

Thanks, Man!

by masterhobbit October 25, 2012

Fear Of Spoons

Liam Payne.

'im afraid of spoons , i eat jelly with a fork''i have a fear of spoons'

by ZaynsBabe January 1, 2012

fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020