walkin facial

a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.
Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!
by Gaius Julius ceasar October 01, 2013
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Facial Recognition

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.
by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020
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Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game
by Solpiercer August 20, 2013
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Missouri facial

When someone sits on someone else's fave and starts ripping ass
Mason "how did you get pink eye?"
Rain "oh I got a Missouri facial last night"
by Qwertyioppasdf January 23, 2024
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lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire
Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude
by Archie weaver February 17, 2017
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Frog Swamp Facial

The act of taking a bath and farting in the tub with your loved one, in return splashing the water in their face.
My girlfriend was furious when i gave her that gnarly frog swamp facial
by Broffessor Brock September 09, 2019
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turkish facial

The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!
Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”
by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ February 09, 2024
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