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jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.
I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial
by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020
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Dumbo facial

When you pull someone large like an elephant and jizz on their face
Went round this big lasses house and gave her a dumbo facial, she was covered.
by Gingerbollocks May 3, 2020
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Butterfly Facial

When you ejaculate on a woman's (or man's) face in an elegant pattern to match her lovely pearl necklace
She looked so nice after her butterfly facial that she didn't even wipe it off
by jewishdanmarino June 25, 2020
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Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.
Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.
by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020
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Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.
“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”
by InkedShy September 26, 2020
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facial 69

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.
by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022
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Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.
Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.
by redroadpunk August 22, 2022
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