electric chair

A piece of furniture that is used to carry out a death sentence by administering an electrical current to the subject that is sufficient to cause death.

Too many pedophiles. Time to dust off the ol' electric chair.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

Electric Chair Position

A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.

"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."

by RayCharlesPlaysThePiano June 12, 2009

Electric Banana

A photographer whos main purpose in life is to capture your most unattractive moments in a photograph and keep it handy to whip out at the most inappropriate times.

Fuckin Electric Banana..

by Terrorsorous June 9, 2010

Master Electrician

The lighting designer's personal slave.

The Lighting Designer sent the Master Electrician to starbucks and made him pay.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

electrician

to lay a cable
also see u bend bloker or dropping kids off @ pool

"They call me 'the electrician'

'whys that? '

well everytime i go i lay a cable!!

by BigSi August 18, 2006

"electric head"

A sexual act wherein one performs oral sex upon another, whilst simultaneously masturbating with a vibrator.

'Personally, I prefer "electric head" to a quickie,' Sarah quipped. 'It's faster, more satisfying, and doesn't mess up my hair.'

by DaMadge April 15, 2008

Electric Jello

Jello made with the highest possible proof alcohol available rather than water (everclear is the best at 196 proof). The resulting slurry's sweetness belies the toxic alcohol content. Electric jello is a staple at frat parties where the objective is to get any girl stupid enough to walk in there drunk enough to have sex with as many of "the boys" as possible.

Frat boy #1: Yo, dude- who's cookin' up the electric jello for the social tonight?

Frat boy #2: Chillax, dude, Biff Skipperson has it all under control.

by dnuoh ezoob August 27, 2010