crotch crunch

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack
my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly
by chugger shane February 20, 2011
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Crotch Chicken

A game played with two participants where each player walks towards the other while extending their hand in the path of the other's crotch. The first player to move their hand or crotch out of the way loses.
Scott Strong totally touched my junk the other day playing crotch chicken!
by ivi_3 December 25, 2008
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penguin crotch

When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.
"My pants are so tight that I can't pull them up all the way. As a result, I get penguin crotch."
by pkthree December 04, 2006
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crotch rocket

An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.
What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?
by kctR1 July 18, 2003
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Water Crotch

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.
There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.
by Richard January 02, 2008
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Swamp crotch

Stinky, saturated, hand cream, wax coated feeling in area beneath the testicles after 4 days without proper cleansing.

State of crotch when chanting "A marine can stand Anything!!" no longer is a viable way to fight a cold water shower.
I am impressed with his tolerance to swamp crotch.

Dude you stink, you got some swamp crotch goin' on in there?

by cachinga May 22, 2003
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Swamp crotch

When a girs private parts (crotch) smell like a swamp!
"Is it normal that my vagina smells like a swamp?"
by Lauren March 29, 2005
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