The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
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A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.
1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.
by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 18, 2022
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Count Twatula

A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
by Count Twatula January 11, 2010
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an and count

Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.
Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
by Voldypoo February 11, 2010
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Full-Count

When someone has 2/3 of a strikeout. A Full-Count is when you take a hit from a bong, and take a shot without the beer. Or when you take a hit from a bong and chug a beer without shot.
Dude he got messed up off of that Full-Count. Thank God we forgot the beer...a Strikeout would have been to much for him.
by AveryPorter July 04, 2011
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Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base
by GreyPuppon March 04, 2022
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