corporateer

In the space game Star Citizen players can create their own organizations (guilds). One of the biggest and oldest player run organizations is "the Corporation". Members of that organization are called corporateers.

Ben: New corporateer reporting for duty.
Weyland: Welcome to the Corporation! :-)

by Corporateer January 10, 2017

Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

corporate charlie

A successful guy who has nice hair. He is always well dressed, works out daily, and eats chicken.

That guy is so corporate charlie.

by Corporate Charlie July 14, 2017

computated

The past tense of a computation.

My iPhone X computated my face and unlocked my phone.

by Izzyburgh May 3, 2018

Corporate Bullies

Toxic employees in a company who undermine internal and external colleagues who may pose a threat.

I find corporate bullies not only destructive, but counter-productive to the progress of a company.

by WisdomWithAge May 17, 2018

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.

I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.

by surfangel May 13, 2018