Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 3, 2012

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conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

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clam coma

A pussy so good, when you're done with it, it puts you in a clam induced coma.

"Damn that girl's pussy was soooo tight, it put me in a clam coma".

by Mister Kleen March 14, 2014

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98 Camaro

The fastest car in the Solar System, possibly the entire universe. With its catfish appearance it scares any other competition away. With its new paintjob which adds 300hp and new halo headlights which add another 400hp, this car is a monster. It ran laps on a Bugatti Veyron Super Sport, it even out beat a F16 Fighter Jet. Its proven Albert Einstein wrong by breaking the light barrier not once but 6347834278 times. It destroys all hyoundas and shitty imports. Its amazing sounding exhaust will scare anything, its exhaust sounds like a sperm whale ejaculating.

Ted: BRO DID YOU SEE THAT 98 Camaro?
Tyrone: Where?
ted: EXACTLY ITS THAT FAST.

by Hyoundas January 25, 2015

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